spookydeantops:

U HAD SEX

WITHOUT ME?????

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soulsnatcha:

me: *checks bank account balance*

me:

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nosdrinker:

momonosuke:

nosdrinker:

tell me something nice you did today

Didn’t jack off to hentai

proud of you buddy

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apoosur:

When my otp has a near kiss experience I have a near death experience

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